When Hell freezes over

[Rolex]

An elderly Cajun fellow dies and goes straight to Hell, but it doesn't seem to bother him much.
Satan decides to turn up the heat, and then asks him what he thinks.
"I like it," says the old guy. "It reminds me of spring time in the Big Easy."
With that, Satan cranks up the heat to the highest setting, then checks back with his latest member.
"I love it!" said the man. "It's like a beautiful summer day in the bayou."
Realizing that the guy has put up with heat his whole life, he turns off the heat completely. Frost starts to form, and long icicles hang from the once molten ceiling and walls. Solid ice covers the entire floor making it almost impossible to walk.
"So," says satan, "NOW what do you think?"
The old Cajun replies, "I guess the Saints just won the Super Bowl."

 

[frickenjoey]

Oh damn.....that is just not right.

 

[revo_rob_1984]

: epper: :word: :celb2: :celb2: :bowned: :bowned: :bowned: :bowned: :bowned:

Sorry i just had to do it

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO ha ha ha, that's not right.

 

[frickenjoey]

Wow....it's feeling cold here.....what happened?

 

[SMaxxin]

Please be advised of Hurricane Who Dat with Shockey waves and a strong Brees. It has already sunk a Viking ship in the Mississippi River right by the City of New Orleans. It is now Sharper than ever with a very strong Will and a very Hartley kick to it. This storm is heading straight for Miami. Any small animals, especially Colts, should brace themselves for this storm. It may be a Young storm, but Moore effective than most may think, including a flying Bush or two.



Even God is a Saints fan

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died and went to heaven.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in
the window. "This house is yours for eternity. Peyton", said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around
the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a black and gold
sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Saints logo flag,
and in eery window, a New Orleans Saints towel.
Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful,
but I have a question, I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records,
and I even been in the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Drew Brees get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Drew's house, it's MINE."

 

[Racer 1966]

From the title,I thought this thread was going to tell us when you would be running your Savage !

 

[Rolex]

LMAO! I never get a break.

 

[hamz9561]

When Drew Brees died and went to heaven, St. Peter met him at the Pearly Gates and said, "Drew, you're just in time for the big game."
St. Peter then shows Drew the way to the stadium where sure enough there is a football game in progress. Drew sits down and St. Peter sits beside him to watch. After a while Drew figures out there is something different and mentions this to St. Peter. St. Peter explains that they don't use numbers, but letters instead. "You see that big guy there with TE on his jersey? That means he's a tight end. The guy with the FB, he's a full back."

Drew continues to watch and then he sees a guy pacing on the side line with TL on his jersey. "St Peter, what position does he play?" Drew says pointing to the guy on the side line. "I don't seem to remember a position that has TL in it."
St. Peter chuckles and says, "That's not a player, that's God. He thinks He's Tom Landry."

 

[SMaxxin]

I never get a break.

You have to take it off of the shelf to break it

 

[neobart]

Don't say that, Ralph will break his back lifting all that metal.

 

[abadk9420]

From the title,I thought this thread was going to tell us when you would be running your Savage !

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! and the jokes were good as well....:

 

[Rolex]

:wban::stickup:

 

[neobart]

Everybody run, Ralph found the batteries for the ban stick.

 

[hamz9561]

I only worry when he remembers to charge them....

 

[Rolex]

Recharge what? ....and why is everybody running?
....and why is it cold as Hell in here?

 

[hamz9561]

Wake up, Rolex. It's time for your nap.