When chimps attack....

[ImBroken]

California Chimp Attack
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=552625&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Clip from the story...
Dr. Maureen Martin of Kern Medical Center told KGET-TV of Bakersfield that the monkeys chewed most of Davis' face off and that he would require extensive surgery in an attempt to reattach his nose. Chealander told The Bakersfield Californian that the chimps also tore off Davis' testicles and foot.

That's f'ed up up, right there....

 

[CorradoPsi]

thats some seriously sick s&*t right there.

kinda makes you wonder though, its the same guy that in '99 said "animals bite, humans bite, mike tyson bites, so what" when questioned about his own chimp who bit off part of a woman finger. i guess this must have been his answer to "so what". not saying he deserved it by any means, but he certainly was no innocent.

 

[Rolex]

At least Evander Holyfield still has his face, foot and testicles. Someone should put tyson in the ring with some chimps. My money would be on the furry guys. KO, 1st round.

 

[JESSE G]

That would suck to be him! That had to be so freaking PAINFULL!!

 

[Plaidfish]

Not severed, sliced or removed....TORE OFF HIS SAC.....OOOOOWWWWWWW.......keep an intelligent animal locked in a cage long enough and they will retaliate.....Not sayin he had it coming....but damn what are they thinking, trusting an animal we keep in a cage all the time...what would you do if locked up and kept like a toy.....

 

[JESSE G]

I think I would rip off someones sac too lol.

 

[ApriliaRacer]

Geez, thats brutal! I can't imagine having your testicles ripped off. Its gawd aweful just hit the nuts...

Hopefully he had so much adrenaline that he didn't feel it.

Without researching it, just from what I remember from TV documentaries, Chimps are like Super strong. While they may weight 150 lbs or so they can easily lift the equivalent of like 400 or 500 lbs....

 

[JESSE G]

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[Hypedonrc]

No good I tell ya! No good!

 

[FastEddy]

Four years later......

So, Why doesn't your husband eat bananas?
Its a long story, but he got his nut sack riped off by a chimp.

 

[Rolex]

His face, his balls and his foot. All gone.
If I ever see a chimp coming at me, I'll tuck my head between my legs, and then wrap one leg around the back of my neck to make sure my face can't come away from my crotch, and I'd let the chimp have my foot.

 

[retarded pilot]

then you might get a real ass chewing