Welfare recipient

[h8z2luze]

Lol I just made this up....


In the toys r us song theme...


I don't wanna grow up I'm a welfare recipient
I'm not gonna find a job I'll just have some kids!
From the drugs in my veins to casino games I can use EBT to pay with!
I don't wanna grow up cause man if I did I wouldn't be a welfare recipient!

 

[robmob]

LMAO!

Sad but true especially in this state.

 

[slowngreen]

LMAO nice. Its catchy.

 

[h8z2luze]

Lol my boss said he would give me a bonus for that if he could.

 

[CptAwesome]

LMAO!

Sad but true especially in this state.

I feel your pain, I live in MA.

We're full of liberals who vote left and act even left-er

 

[SteelCityNitro]

On my way home from work yesterday there was some guy holding up traffic trying to collect money for the "homeless." I never give those kind of people money for two reasons. 1. They are making it take longer for me to get home. 2. I don't trust that the money is going to anyone but the person collecting it. So, when he came over to the window of my truck with his crack bucket I told him "Nope, I can barely support myself and millions on welfare.. left alone you bums. Can I donate job applications?"

 

[hamz9561]

on my way home from work yesterday there was some guy holding up traffic trying to collect money for the "homeless." i never give those kind of people money for two reasons. 1. They are making it take longer for me to get home. 2. I don't trust that the money is going to anyone but the person collecting it. So, when he came over to the window of my truck with his crack bucket i told him "nope, i can barely support myself and millions on welfare.. Left alone you bums. Can i donate job applications?"

+1! Lmao!