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[Rolex]

Just when you have lost all faith in human kindness.




This letter was sent to the principal's office after the school sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.

An elderly lady received a new radio at the luncheon as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all mankind.



Dear Kean Elementary:

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Sprenger Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me.

God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio but she would never let me listen to it, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna

 

[ImBroken]

That's great.... LMAO




I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 57 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a "Sportsman's Double."

"Whats that" I asked?

"It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

I said, "No" - excitedly.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night".

We went back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:

"Mom, you still awake?"

 

[neobart]

LMAO that was great. :yes:

ImBroken, is there something you want to tell us?

 

[Bryson]

Rolex's was good, IMBROKEN's wins! lol. It made me flinch.

 

[rcnut143]

thats an old (no pun intended) one but still funny.