Wal-Mart greeter

[rcnut143]

A HERO of a GREETER!
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't.
The
oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're
twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just
couldn't
believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at
Wal-Mart."
:LoL::LoL:

 

[Lessen]

hehe. cute. :thumbup:

 

[NCNitro]

Good one!

 

[jetmechG550]

Ooooh, I'll have to remember that, I'm striving for a greeter job when I hit 65!

 

[bentover]

That's the spirit!!

 

[TalonOne]

Nice.....they are the sweetest folks.....always telling the truth.