True Friendship

[Nubster]

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that
always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?? Well,
here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and
plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever
is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it
every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?"
you may ask; "because you are my friend".

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of 4.

Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a
REALLY good friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

 

[retarded pilot]

thats funny...

& dont forget

a friend will bail you out of jail ......your best friend will be in there with you. saying
that was awsome!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Truer words were never spoken, fellas! Cheers to ya both!

 

[FastEddy]

A friend will help you move
A "True Friend" will help you move.......






















Dead Bodies.

 

[dannyd]

finally a peom that is actually true. good one.

 

[Hunter]

A friend will help you move
A "True Friend" will help you move.......






















Dead Bodies.

Is that a new rule that it has to be dead first? just asking