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StrechM

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Definition of TRUE Bravery -

True bravery is arriving home late after a boy's night out, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and still having the guts to ask - "Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"
 
Good post Stretch. Dude, Barvery for me is saying...."hey sweetie, did you intentionally try to shut my arm in the car door or was that freak mechanical error?".
 
TRUE Bravery is calling your wife @ 3am and asking her if she can come pick you up.and your in a different town lol..

i know its not good
 
LMAO...that is nothing,

Try being deployed. Call home from Palma, Spain at a reasonable hour Spain time. That doesn't sound so bad, right? Try doing it drunk out of your mind and with one question, "Honey, can you tell me where the boat is?" (Boat meaning aircraft carrier)

Here response, "You're on an island, right?"
"Yes."
"Find the beach, and walk along it until you find the boat. Good night." Click
 
Originally posted by SkyMaxx
LMAO...that is nothing,

Try being deployed. Call home from Palma, Spain at a reasonable hour Spain time. That doesn't sound so bad, right? Try doing it drunk out of your mind and with one question, "Honey, can you tell me where the boat is?" (Boat meaning aircraft carrier)

Here response, "You're on an island, right?"
"Yes."
"Find the beach, and walk along it until you find the boat. Good night." Click

lmfao. how much trouble did you get in..iam still lol
 
No real trouble. Just a request to not call her while drunk asking for directions from anywhere outside the country. :D
 
ok hands down skyy you are the winner.in less some one can top that.and i dought any one can you:bowned: were not:bow:
 
Those are good ones!

I’m setting at home late one night minding my own business getting totaly plastered. I step outside to have a smoke and locked myself out of the house. You would think it would be an easy task to get back inside but no, at least not when I could hardly stand up. So while I’m fiddling around with the doors and windows my wife wakes up and calls 911 to report someone trying to break in ( me ).
 
Dude Stretch I am gonna try that poop. You just earned yourself 50 punk rock points, spend them wisely.

-Blazer
 
Heres me "No BAby No, not the Left cheek again that side of my face hurts to much, aim for the right" DAmn I'm female pee pee Wipped!
 
I wouldn't recommend trying that one HB. The commotion woke up some of the neighbors, 2 patrol cars, 4 police officers with guns, a lot of questions and well... they left laughing and I went to the guest room for a few nights.
 
Originally posted by StrechM
I wouldn't recommend trying that one HB. The commotion woke up some of the neighbors, 2 patrol cars, 4 police officers with guns, a lot of questions and well... they left laughing and I went to the guest room for a few nights.

I meant try the "Are you cleaning or flying comment" Blazer don't want to see no police.........
 
Prior to marrying my wife, I was bringing her back to her college. We get into her apartment, but her roommate was in the front of the place and didn't know we were coming home. Sooooo...she calls the cops on us. Meanwhile, my now wife and I are getting unpacked and ready for bed. I hear something at the back door of the apartment and go to check it out. I open the back door, and get a light shined in my face. Some of Virginia's finest were coming in the front door at about the same time. The first question I hear is "Identification, please?"

As I am standing there in my boxer shorts trying to figure out whether or not a smart ass response is a good idea, the cop gets a clue and says..."Why don't you go get your identification...and put some clothes on while you are at it."

Talk about a comedy of errors...the roommate felt kind of stupid, but her boyfriend (big female pee pee that he was...) felt even more so for not getting the sack up to go check out what was moving around in the apartment before calling the cops on us.
 
Last Thursday 2 out of the 3 of us left for our 5 day anual trout fishing trip to June Lake Ca. Lots of food and drink on hand. Latter that night # 3 shows up so we crack open the 1.75 of Crown to start the trip off right. The Crown lasted 2 of us 2 nights between poker games.....you'd think that much booze would hold a fellow longer but noooo not us, not on this trip. We kill off the Absolute on Saturday evening, now it's Sunday night after fishing and what to do? I had managed to slip a .75 bottle of Cabo Wabo in the sack so 2 of us decided to give it a whirl with limes. We put that away in about 60 minutes then left for the Tiger Bar for drinks and the Laker game...... my buddy tells me that I kissed the ugly one on the way out the door. I swore that she looked better than that and none of us had a clue as to who had won the game.

Keep them comming....
 
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