TP Joke!!!

[SilentHunterKellen]

Heres a joke that will make you laugh your ass off!

Fresh from her shower,
a woman stands in front of the mirror,
complaining to her husband that
her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling
her it's not so, her husband
uncharacteristically comes up with
a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow,
then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches
a piece of toilet paper and stands in front
of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They will grow larger over a period
of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Do you really think
rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband
says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lives, and with a great deal of
therapy, may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.

Pretty good eh? tell me how you like it!
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[Kevrone]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Totaly true!!!!! Stupid man!! I like your sence of humor SHK

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

Thank you. In person i like to laugh. can't go a day without laughing! I even laugh at the stupidest things.
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[Kevrone]

I work at Les Schwab. A large tire store in the north west. I deal with customres all day. My favorite is to laugh at all thed stupid customers. Atleast it helps to make the day go by quicker.



I mean realy. How hard is it to buy tires??? You have the good ones and the poor ones usualy all that matters is the price. The more $$$ The better the tire. Some people just dont get it. I dunno.

Sorry just had a bad day and am rambling.. I will shut up now.

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

I love to ramble. Sounds like a fun job. Laugh at customers...hey i can do that! Put up a sign that says: If your going to give me a tip...come here...if not-GET AWAY! Then you can play on your work comp and not have any customers to deal with. lol....might get ya fired though.
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