Tiger Woods

[nitromaniac]

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant obviously knows nothing about golf, greeting him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of the identity of the golfing pro.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on the good earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.
"Sweet Jaysus," says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everything!"

 

[Ryhton]

lol that was funny.

 

[Maxx Trooper]

*yawn* i have read that one before.. lol. :whhooo: :nope: got any other material? lol.

later

 

[FRIDGE]

BOOO!!! get off tha stage!

 

[Skyline Racer]

hahha that was funny

 

[zoeybadm]

Originally posted by FRIDGE
BOOO!!! get off tha stage!

Don't hate...

 

[nitromaniac]

Originally posted by Maxx Trooper
*yawn* i have read that one before.. lol. :whhooo: :nope: got any other material? lol.

later

Sorry! I dont write em I just post em!, and you the good people of RCNT decide if they are funny or not!

 

[zoeybadm]

Originally posted by nitromaniac


Sorry! I dont write em I just post em!, and you the good people of RCNT decide if they are funny or not!

No worries that joke is funny...I read it before but it is still funny.

 

[SaVaGeR21]

yeah thats pretty funny. I've read it before too though.
savager

 

[30%NitroBoy]

I've never read it before and it's funny:clap:

 

[FRIDGE]

Originally posted by zoeybadm


Don't hate...

its not hatin' when its the truth.LOL i remember that one from a while back