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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when
he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $60."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill
you, but I don't have the strength. I must find water first!
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about five miles, you will find a lovely restaurant at the edge of the desert. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he dragged himself back, almost dead, waving three twenties in his sunburned hand and said;
"Your stupid brother will not let me in without a tie!"
he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $60."
The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill
you, but I don't have the strength. I must find water first!
"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.
If you continue over that hill to the east for about five miles, you will find a lovely restaurant at the edge of the desert. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."
Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he dragged himself back, almost dead, waving three twenties in his sunburned hand and said;
"Your stupid brother will not let me in without a tie!"
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