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Rolex

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Having been a snow skier my whole life, I've always been into the winter Olympics. I tried out for track this year and would have qualified for the 100 meter dash if I cut another 4 minutes off my best time.
Since I couldn't do that I'd thought I'd look into the 4 man relays. I tried out for it but decided against it.
Since I don't wear pants the passing of the baton got very confusing to my team mates.
 
A good coat of high quality wax would likely cut a solid minute off your time! Maybe you could talk with the organizers??? I bet they would be receptive to a pair of skis mounted to the recliner on a high jump!!! You would ROCK that thing!!!
 
Rolex said:
Since I couldn't do that I'd thought I'd look into the 4 man relays. I tried out for it but decided against it.
Since I don't wear pants the passing of the baton got very confusing to my team mates.
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BS!! That little guy may get mistaken for a Tic-Tac, but it sure as hell doesn't get mistaken for a baton.
 
I also tried out for the swim team. People asked me if swimming naked improved my speed.
Actually, it seemed to have created more drag but it was easier to steer.
 
Omg! Lmfao @Rolex !!! As long as you're not gonna be doing any high diving... Its a pain in the ass to have to keep filling the pool when you land!
 
Oh, you're soooooooo right! I have NO desire to fill my head with any more twisted olympics! :hehe: Besides, I'm gonna have to start training for my spot in the special olympics. In pretty sure I could be a contender in the 'licking my own eyebrows' competition. :third_place:
 
After the great tricycle freestyle incident of 08, I have been banned from anything involving moving parts and sharp edges. I really don't see why tho.... The fire wasn't THAT bad!!!
 
LMFAO!
The organizers have to draw the line somewhere. I understand it had something to do with the shock wave and all the traumatized children, who, because of YOU,
are now eligible ONLY for the special olympics.
Are you proud of yourself?
 
That may be true, but those kids got to see a mushroom cloud the likes of which haven't been seen before or since Hiroshima and Nagasaki! I am VERY happy that the shockwave blew through the way that it did! By knocking all those trees down and away, the fire was kept to a minimum! The only regret that I have is that I had NO IDEA that those were REAL, LIVE elephants... Everything was going fine til I tried to kick-start the big one!!! They looked real and all, but I guess after the big flash, my eyesight was off and I couldn't hear anything! By the time I saw the helicopters coming, I knew I had no chance so I just climbed out of the ice cream cart and turned myself in. Fortunately for me, due to the lack of evidence (and eyebrows), there was no way anyone could press charges and I was released. But now I have all these regulations and rules... So I can't compete in the window licking. At least I got this shiny red helmet to match the boxing gloves, so technically, I can't touch anything. Never again will I let my imagination get passed, 'Wonder what this button does???' !!!
 
Rolex said:
I also tried out for the swim team. People asked me if swimming naked improved my speed.
Actually, it seemed to have created more drag but it was easier to steer.
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You might want try shaving your ENTIRE body, not just your eyebrows. Swimmers and divers swear by it. Even the women.

As far as the gold in Window-licking goes, we all know @HPIguy has that locked up...
 

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