A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide very generous child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The
wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white
and fainted.
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* On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. ! Two with
meatballs, one without."...
years. One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offered to pay a
large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the
child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also
provide very generous child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card
today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The
wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white
and fainted.
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* On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. ! Two with
meatballs, one without."...
