Shakespearian Insults

[Plaidfish]

http://www.rcmarine.com/

Go to the middle of the page and look for the link to the insult generator.
Thou art a infectious full-gorged haggard

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Thou art a jarring guts-griping harpy


HA HA HA HA! Good stuff!

 

[sweetdiesel]

Thou art a jarring fool-born flax-wench

LOL!

 

[dannyd]

Thou art a cockered clapper-clawed bugbear

Lol

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Man, these are hilarious!

 

[Plaidfish]

I want to get a real good one and be able to spit it out on demand to someone.....I love seeing peoples faces when you tell them insults that are totally nonsensicle (if that's a word).....nonsense that makes sense....

 

[SMaxxin]

Thou art a unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane

Thou art a bootless beetle-headed bladder

Thou art a saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook

LOL good stuff.