Rolex goes fishing

[frickenjoey]

Fishing with Jack
Rolex went fishing this morning but after a short time he ran out of worms.

Then he saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite 'em with the frog in his mouth he grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in his bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, Rolex grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp.

He released the snake back into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, Rolex felt a nudge on his foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.

Life is good in Tennessee :

 

[2revo1maxx]

Cottonmouth snake? Sounds like he may have been hoping to score something besides whiskey.

 

[HPIguy]

Ha ha, that's pretty good.

 

[slowngreen]

Lol smart snake.

 

[Rolex]

....and to think that all this time I've been pouring it on the ground to get worms.

 

[hamz9561]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[grumpy1jr]

the only reason the snake came back with two frogs was for a double shot of whiskey..lol

 

[digger]

LMAO!

Us hillbilly's wouldn't have wasted the whiskey to get bait....


Gotta make sure ya have plenty enough alcohol.
The main reason we fish...

Is to get too drunk to fish.