Rolex....A Birthday Boy....

[Lessen]

You ALL suck!

Maybe... but apparently you've sucked longer. :shrug:

 

[Rolex]

Hey, age is only a state of mind, so if you don't state it, I won't mind.

 

[jon2]

How does blended steak taste? Since you are our resident geezer..your mouth must get a work out sucking in all types of plate food.

 

[digger]

Happy Birthday, geezer! So, is it true your birth certificate was burned when the horse-and buggy crashed into the barn and knocked the oil lantern onto the bale of hay? Man, that must've SUCKED!

Hopefully the bigger font helped you read this! I know how the eyes tend to go as you get up there in years!

Man that was a hell of a fire....





Hope the birthday was a little better.


Here is wishing you many more. :thumbup:

 

[hamz9561]

Call the fire department and tell them it isn't a bonfire, it's just Rolex's birthday cake candles. Happy B-day you old goat!

 

[Rolex]

Man that was a hell of a fire....

I had a wooden model car, and I was hand forging wrought iron upgrades on my anvil when my potbelly stove overheated.

Call the fire department and tell them it isn't a bonfire, it's just Rolex's birthday cake candles. Happy B-day you old goat!

Say WHAT? Could you speak up? No, in my GOOD ear.

 

[Lessen]

No, in my GOOD ear.

You've GOT to be kidding... Look at those things!

Do you're ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your EARS, HANG, LOW?

What's with you blue boys? NC's got a catch phrase and you've got a theme song. WTF?

 

[godale03]

You've GOT to be kidding... Look at those things!

Do you're ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw 'em over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your EARS, HANG, LOW?

What's with you blue boys? NC's got a catch phrase and you've got a theme song. WTF?

Now that's funny right there.... I don't care who you are!!!

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!

I didn't think I'd ever hear that again, but we had a slightly different version. Balls instead of ears.

Do you're ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do they drag along the floor?
Do you catch them in a door?
Do your EARS, HANG, LOW?

I won't get that tune out of my head for days!

 

[hamz9561]

I can fix it but it won't be pretty. Okay, here it goes:

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine...