Rednecks

[HPIguy]

Two rednecks are sitting on the porch drinking beer as always, shooting the breeze. A well off older couple has bought property just up the road from them, and have been building a house. The time has come for the landscaping part of the build, so the guys have been sitting all day long watching truck loads of sod get hauled in. One guy turns to the other and says "Ye know Jimbo, if I ever hit that there lotto, I think I'll send my yard out to be mowed too."

 

[slowngreen]

thats good.

 

[hamz9561]

How many of their dogs died when the porch collapsed? lol

 

[kxmonster219]

haha this is funny coming from the fact i am redneck we took 2 cars spray painted them and paint balled out of them while driving around a field lol