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MasterCard Wedding You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a to ken of his
deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........................................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
MasterCard Wedding You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story
about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the
crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his
new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a to ken of his
deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10
glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten
suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned
to his bride and said, "F--- you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would
have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's
reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls
the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of
this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
Friends......................................$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......................................$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui............................................$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best
man..........................................Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
