Friend of mine sent me this, had to pass along:
Enjoy - even if you've never lived in the South-
Southerners can be so polite just see below.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause
Static
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now,
and tell Allah "hey" for us -"
Enjoy - even if you've never lived in the South-
Southerners can be so polite just see below.
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound
on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause
Static
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME
RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now,
and tell Allah "hey" for us -"