Payday at Bernie's????

[Candyman]

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jCJiitHw_Ma_H9SUqnFsLuu4AOkAD8U23OR81

 

[HeartBreak]

I saw that on Fox News this morning at 3am. Can't help but wonder if they actually were inspired by the movies?

 

[Candyman]

Who the hell would even think of this, though?

"Dude, let's take the dead guy's checks down to the Pay-O-Matic and see if they'll cash his check."
"But what if they ask for ID?"
"Uuuuuhhh....hey, I know. Let's bring him along!"

 

[hamz9561]

Don't drink the bong water, wastoids!

 

[jon2]

I wonder if they bothered to put a jacket on him.

 

[bentover]

Or at best some deodorant.

 

[HeartBreak]

Nah, they probably hung pine-tree air fresheners under his armpits.

 

[robmob]

You have got to be shitting me.

What is wrong with people?

 

[Rolex]

The smartest of the 3 was the dead guy.

 

[hvymetalalchmst]

lol! all for an attempt for $355? the only act that could match the intelligence would be shoving sand down an air intake of an audi... but even that would be a close call...

 

[Rolex]

Hey! It was probably the same 2 guys! The guy in the office chair was the Audi owner.

 

[hvymetalalchmst]

Hey! It was probably the same 2 guys! The guy in the office chair was the Audi owner.

not quite. the guy in the office chair is somebody they found in a sandbag. it was the mechs idea to cash in the check in the dead guys hand, and the owner doubtlessly agreed with it!


lets give them a little more credit... at least the thought about something... the 'what if they need the person present' question. thats a WHOLE step further than last time.

 

[Rolex]

I think you nailed it, hvymetalalchmst. The next thing they'll be thinking about is when their story will be on "America's Stupidest Criminals."