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Candyman said:
Man, you're lying. I LET Chuck Norris drive my T-Maxx, and it went 100 mph faster it was so scared of him.
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I'm not lying honest(!), my camera was scared of chuck so I couldn't get any video of it but once Chuck calmed down he breathed in the tank and the Sav went an extra 300mph.....
 
yeah I see how the truck could be intimidated....

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This is fast becoming my favourite thread ever.

Chuck is a pussycat compared to b-nuts Nnnnaaawwwwzzzzz breathing maxx...
 
Aww.... guys... thats nothin! My new Emaxx has a flux capasitor and travels back in time! I don't have to hit 140..... all I have to do is 80! I swear it's true!

Tom
 
godale03 said:
Aww.... guys... thats nothin! My new Emaxx has a flux capacitor and travels back in time! I don't have to hit 140..... all I have to do is 80! I swear it's true!

Tom
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I thought it was 88 miles an hour, and 1.21 jigawatt's. ( he actually pronounced it wrong, supposed to be gig, not jig, but they liked it and left it)??

i SO am putting the flux capacitor on my xmas list!!

oh and my super charged mini lst will whoop all your asses!!! its got 2 superchargers (one for each motor!!)
 
beason said:
I thought it was 88 miles an hour, and 1.21 jigawatt's. ( he actually pronounced it wrong, supposed to be gig, not jig, but they liked it and left it)??

i SO am putting the flux capacitor on my xmas list!!

oh and my super charged mini lst will whoop all your asses!!! its got 2 superchargers (one for each motor!!)
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Well I slowed the speed down just a bit, I didn't think anyone would believe my Emaxx made it to 88 mph. I totally have the power under control........... I actually have it set up to use a 12V car battery wired in series with a couple of 4 cell lipos... and I have to wait until a thunderstorm approaches, but I swear it can travel back in time!

Tom
 
godale03 said:
Well I slowed the speed down just a bit, I didn't think anyone would believe my Emaxx made it to 88 mph. I totally have the power under control........... I actually have it set up to use a 12V car battery wired in series with a couple of 4 cell lipos... and I have to wait until a thunderstorm approaches, but I swear it can travel back in time!

Tom
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That's nothing! My RC10GT can travel forward in time! In the time it took to type this post, it moved ahead a whole whopping minute!
 
HeartBreak said:
That's nothing! My RC10GT can travel forward in time! In the time it took to type this post, it moved ahead a whole whopping minute!
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Thats all bullshit fellas... you are only jealous because Jack Bauer is MY best friend... Chuck Norris appears like an old senile potpisser against MY buddy Jack Bauer! ROFLMAO! Well Jack has developed a "staring" problem probably because of the exposure to radiation on an everyday basis.

I have a feeling B-Nad will not comment on the real speed of his 4 wheel drive closet- door (T-Maxx)

Did I tell you guys that my Firebird Commander was speedgunned @ Warp 3 the other day? I had just finished flying a complete 2 channel aerobatics session with lomchovaks & 16 point rolls and so on... when it suddenly picked up some speed. When it went by the house I heard god talking to me! Yes! No lie- true story!:yes:
Portland International Jetport closed for 2 hours until my "wake turbulence" was diminished and I think Boston Logan and John F. Kennedy will shortly reopen too.
 
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HeartBreak said:
Hehe, I couldn't resist. But, to make things a little better, I saw this on tv the other day;

http://cgi.ebay.com/Tooth-Tunes-KIS...All-Night_W0QQitemZ280067670212QQcmdZViewItem

Perfect match to go along with the pinball machine!
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I've seen those! Both my son and I want one of those!

Oh, and yesterday, I took my NTC3 out and instead of nitro fuel I used a gram of uranium-235 that I stole from my father.

It just landed on the moon and verified that the monolith is TRUE! DAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!
 
Monkey Wrench said:
I've seen those! Both my son and I want one of those!

Oh, and yesterday, I took my NTC3 out and instead of nitro fuel I used a gram of uranium-235 that I stole from my father.

It just landed on the moon and verified that the monolith is TRUE! DAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!
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There you have it. Buddy Jack Bauer knew that there was a reason for his staring problem. Again mine was measured at 339MPH with just Bull-Urine & Cowshit! Now imagine!

Dr. Wrench, I need your dads phonenumber.
:)
 
Aww come on guys, give him a break. I'm sure he was talking about scale speed 1:1,000,000,000,000. I think that should be about right, give or take a couple of zeros.
 
Monkey Wrench said:
I've seen those! Both my son and I want one of those!

Oh, and yesterday, I took my NTC3 out and instead of nitro fuel I used a gram of uranium-235 that I stole from my father.

It just landed on the moon and verified that the monolith is TRUE! DAAAAGGGGG!!!!!!
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Yeah, but did you turbo charge it? I bet you could've knocked a hole in the sun if you did.
 
OK guys. It's time for me to confess. I have created a miniature atom smasher (or "collider") which fits on my Savage. Using natural organic excretious wastes (or "poo") this smasher hurls the poo molecules at the speed of light through it's tubes until they smash into other poo molucles. The resulting radiation is equal to that produced by gargantuan solar flares. This energy is then fed through a supercharger (yes, they do work. But only in this instance) to mix with the nitro and air. With this system I have produced a Savage that can bend the space-time continuum. So far I have not been caught. But I believe NASA is getting suspicious. I just saw a news report that they are curious as to a disproportionate number of worm holes near my neighborhood.
However, I have crafted a devious plan which I must now admit to or fear losing my sanity. I decided that in order to throw the Feds off my trail, I would construct and market other Savages with this system under they guise of them being show trucks. It was my hope that the people who bought these would use them and help produce decoy worm holes to keep NASA at bay. Unfortunately I fear it has not worked. And it is because of this that I must unburden my soul.


Perhaps you've heard of me. On Ebay, I go by the name Cooperdillon. And if you work it out, that's really an anagram for "Collider-n-poo". If only my master plan had worked. Damn meddling kids...
 
Candyman said:
natural organic excretious wastes (or "poo") this smasher hurls the poo molecules at the speed of light through it's tubes until they smash into other poo molucles. The resulting radiation....under the guise of them being show trucks.
...
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Now it all comes together.
Jacks Radiation stare...
My Showtruck that runs on Cowshit & Bullurine
Monkeys Uranium
Fast Eddies "Just too funny" (?)
Godales High Voltage
4u2nv's
Beasons "flux capacitor"

By the way Andy... Chuck Norris still looks like a female pee pee, compared to Jack!
I mean guy's... c'mon!~

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Nobody knows if the wolf went backwards because of the kick or the smell of his feet...
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Here is a picture from my backyard again, this time its the Aerobird Commander.... I could not see it because it was so faaast but it must have dropped something...WoW!!!

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u guys r grown ass men and have enuogh time to sit around and think of this stuff its called a life get one!!
 

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