My party

[Rolex]

Three old Grandmas were
sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home when an old man walked by.
One of the old Grandmas yelled out,
'We bet we can tell exactly
how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure
we can! Just drop your pants and
under shorts and we can tell your
exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but
anxious to prove they couldn't do it,he
dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first
turn around a couple of times and to jump
up and down several times. Then they
all piped up and said, 'You're 87
years old!'

Standing with his pants down around
his ankles, the old gent asked,'How in
the world did you guess?'


The three old ladies said in unison - - -
'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

 

[revo_rob_1984]

so you suffer from Alzheimers there ralph? Or is it Sometimers?

 

[hamz9561]

I thought you only had 1 stripper at your party, Rolex.....

 

[Rolex]

I did. Just one. I guess it was me. :whhooo: