Men strike back!
>
>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> probably never be able to support you.
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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
> stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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>Why do men break wind more than women?
>Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>pressure.
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
> Always.
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> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
>street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
>sexy.
>
>
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
> probably never be able to support you.
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to
> stand closer to the kitchen sink.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
> When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>How do you fix a woman's watch?
>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
>Why do men break wind more than women?
>Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
>pressure.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
> at the front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
> Always.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex
> drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
>-------------------------------------------------------------------
> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
>street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
>sexy.
