Mark your calenders for an important date

[30%NitroBoy]

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY!

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBOURHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

 

[tbsleeper]

:whip: dam straight

 

[Maxx Trooper]

LMFAO. that is the funniest poop i have read in awhile. u want even the old 60-90 year old walking around in there walkers naked?lol.

later

 

[stang]

I'm all for it then maybe something will be done right

 

[FastEddy]

Great Idea but have you seen the women in my neighbor hood? :nope:
Well there is the one that lives next door but thats a story in itself and requires 2, 6 packs and the bag it came in.

-Ed

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Originally posted by FastEddy
Well there is the one that lives next door but thats a story in itself and requires 2, 6 packs and the bag it came in.

-Ed

LMMFAO!

 

[robmob]

I shudder at the thought of some of the women on my block. Now the 19 year old across the street. Thats a different story. I think I will just set-up my lawn chair in her front yard to save myself some eyestrain.

 

[pissant]

god seeing my mom naked!!!!!! i will kill myself :OMG:

 

[Rolex]

Pissant might be one of "those" people if he feels the need to commit suicide.

I got that same info via email over a year ago. Ended up with every guy in the neighborhood hanging out in lawn chairs with several 6 packs on 5th Avenue in Manhattan.
Not ONE naked woman showed up.
Ah, there's the problem. I just re-read it. We made a mistake. We thought WE were supposed to be naked also.

 

[30%NitroBoy]

Originally posted by Rolex
Pissant might be one of "those" people if he feels the need to commit suicide.

I got that same info via email over a year ago. Ended up with every guy in the neighborhood hanging out in lawn chairs with several 6 packs on 5th Avenue in Manhattan.
Not ONE naked woman showed up.
Ah, there's the problem. I just re-read it. We made a mistake. We thought WE were supposed to be naked also.

LOL Rolex - I heard a story about allot of people back home in the BRonxz sitting around in lawnchairs with six packs..haha.

Pissant - I'll be the judge of how your mom looks naked.

 

[bill61]

That is some funny stuff. LMFAO!!

 

[Rolex]

Originally posted by 30%NitroBoy
Pissant - I'll be the judge of how your mom looks naked.

Funny stuff, NitroBoy.
You bring the beer...Pissant, you bring your mom. Let US judge.

 

[newnitrofan]

OH man Saturday at 4pm this would not be good for me as I have to work. See I run a 55+ apartment community and well I just don't want to see the 90 something year old ladies. It would be bad for me.