Male/Female Dictionary

[StrechM]

An old but worthy post.

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female......Any part under a car's hood.
Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female......Fully opening up one's self
emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female......The open sharing of
thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) Female.......A desire to get married and raise a
family. Male.........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v. Female......A good movie, concert,
play or book. Male........Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends
with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female......An embarrassing by-product of
digestion. Male........A source of entertainment, self-statement and male
bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female......The greatest statement of
intimacy a couple can achieve.. Male........Call it whatever you want just
as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.......A device for changing
from one TV channel to another. Male.........A device for scanning through
all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close
they were to success when they gave up." - Thomas A. Edison

 

[Got Nitro?]

That's pretty good,I'm going to have to post that to the drinking table.