El Pirata
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A group of new recruits had been stationed overseas and were about go out for their first maneuvers. The Base Commander came out with a few words of wisdom for the group before they left.
"Men," he said, "there is a deadly snake in these parts that can kill you with just one bite. It has orange and black stripes and usually found with its tail sticking out of the bushes. If you come across a snake just grab it by the tail, pull it out quickly and give it a judo chop on the head."
The soldiers agreed and all took off. The maneuvers seemed to go quite well until they came back and took role. One of the soldiers was missing. After hours of searching they finally found the poor guy all mangled up in a bush. He was rushed off to the hospital. After several days the Doctor came up to him and asked him what the hell had happened to him. The soldier rolled over slightly, opened one eye and very quietly said "Doc, have you ever given a tiger a judo chop in the nuts?"
"Men," he said, "there is a deadly snake in these parts that can kill you with just one bite. It has orange and black stripes and usually found with its tail sticking out of the bushes. If you come across a snake just grab it by the tail, pull it out quickly and give it a judo chop on the head."
The soldiers agreed and all took off. The maneuvers seemed to go quite well until they came back and took role. One of the soldiers was missing. After hours of searching they finally found the poor guy all mangled up in a bush. He was rushed off to the hospital. After several days the Doctor came up to him and asked him what the hell had happened to him. The soldier rolled over slightly, opened one eye and very quietly said "Doc, have you ever given a tiger a judo chop in the nuts?"
