Garden Spiders
> >>
> >> A father watched his young daughter playing in
> the garden.
> >>
> >> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure
> his little girl was.
> >>
> >> He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature
> through such
> >> innocent eyes.
> >>
> >> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
> ground.
> >>
> >> He went over to her to see what work of God had
> captured her
> >> attention.
> >>
> >> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are
> >> those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "They're mating," her father replied. "What do
> you call the spider
> >> on top?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> "So, the other one
> >> is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> >>
> >> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute
> and innocent
> >> question, he replied "No dear.
> >>
> >> Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> >>
> >> The little girl, looking a little puzzled,
> thought for a moment,
> >> then took her foot and stomped them flat and
> said,
> >>
> >> "Well, we're not having any of that
> Brokeback-Mountain poop in our
> >> garden."
> >>
> >> A father watched his young daughter playing in
> the garden.
> >>
> >> He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure
> his little girl was.
> >>
> >> He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature
> through such
> >> innocent eyes.
> >>
> >> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
> ground.
> >>
> >> He went over to her to see what work of God had
> captured her
> >> attention.
> >>
> >> He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are
> >> those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "They're mating," her father replied. "What do
> you call the spider
> >> on top?" she asked.
> >>
> >> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> "So, the other one
> >> is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> >>
> >> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute
> and innocent
> >> question, he replied "No dear.
> >>
> >> Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> >>
> >> The little girl, looking a little puzzled,
> thought for a moment,
> >> then took her foot and stomped them flat and
> said,
> >>
> >> "Well, we're not having any of that
> Brokeback-Mountain poop in our
> >> garden."
