joke

[4u2nv]

A young boys birthday was coming up and his mom asked him what he wanted. "I want a red bicycle" he told her. She told the young boy, you have been mean to your sister, got in trouble in school and havnt cleaned your room, so I think you need to go write a letter to god and ask him for a new bike. So the boy goes up to his room and starst his letter to god. The letter said "Dear god, I have been a good boy this year and deserve a new red bike".. then he crumples it up and throws it away knowing that isnt true. 2nd letter starts out, "Dear Lord, I've been a pretty good boy this year..." and he crumples that up.. Frustrated he walks downstairs and tells him mom that hes going to church. Thinking she really got threw to him she told him ok. So the boy gets to church and comes upon a small statue of the virgin mary. The boys suddenly puts it in his pocket and runs out the church to his house. He runs in the door and runs straight to his room. Finally he knew what he was going to write.. "Dear God, I got your mom. If you want to see her again, I better get a new red bike for my birthday!" :LoL:

 

[Buggyracer28]

Hahaha, good one!

 

[Rusty Savage]

hahahahaha!

 

[WyldSeaMaiden]

Giggle

 

[Monkey Wrench]

That is funny! Good one, Andy!