Joke...

[vbgagnon]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last
instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop
of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the
two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits,
and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is
it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other
side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and,
deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room,
they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

 

[SpitFireV12RR]

LOL...pretty funny.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

There's a special place in hell for you, brother! See ya there!

 

[HeartBreak]

Hahaha, good one, I like it!

 

[itsme]

LMAO thats a good one!

 

[NvNitro]

Here's one...A guy goes in to the doctor and says doc..I got to figure out a way to stop having kids. Doc says I know the way how. It takes a firecracker and an empty soda can. Guy comes back the next day with the firecracker and empty soda can. Doc says ok..light the firecracker put it in the can hold it up to your ear and count to ten. So the guy holds it up to his ear, starts counting get's to five, relizes he has the can in the other hand to keep counting, so he puts the can between his legs and keeps on counting on the hand that held the can. Didn't get to ten, and can't have anymore kids.

 

[HeartBreak]

Good one, nevnitro; too bad that isn't a common practice. My neighbors are living proof that this kinda practice needs to happen.