joke

[ZANDOR]

Ron and his wife Vilma went to the state fair every year.

Every year Ron would say, "Vilma, I'd like to ride in that there
airplane." And every year Vilma would say, "I know Ron, but that
airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."



One year Ron and Vilma went to the fair and Ron said, "Vilma, I'm 71
years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get
another chance." Vima replied, "Ron that there airplane ride costs ten
dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."



The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll
take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word, it's
ten dollars."


Ron and Vilma agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists
And turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his
tricks over again, but still not a word.



They land and the pilot turns to Ron, "By golly, I did everything I
could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."



Ron replied, "Well, I was going to say something when Vilma fell out,
but ten dollars is ten dollars

 

[joneser4u]

I likes it bro! Good one!

 

[Rolex]

Thanks for that one. I'll take the day off since you covered for me.

 

[ZANDOR]

Thanks for that one. I'll take the day off since you covered for me.

no don't do that..you come up with the best ones lol..just thought i would share .My mother sent me this one..you are still the joke a day master :bow:

 

[Rolex]

Nope, sorry, I'm taking the day off. If I continue with one per day, my archives will be empty in less than 2 years.

 

[Ryhton]

lmao......I like it I like it.

 

[vbgagnon]

:spit: :clap: :LoL: