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A psychiatrist visited a Alabama mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?"
He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.
I married a widow with a grown daughter who became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now also my stepmother.
Soon, my wife had a son, who was of course, my dad's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my dad's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my dad, she was at once my stepmother. Now, since my new son is brother to my
stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is still my stepdaughter.
Remember too, that I am my wife's grandson. But you see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only my wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather."
The Psychiatrist retired from his practice the next day.
He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it.
I married a widow with a grown daughter who became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now also my stepmother.
Soon, my wife had a son, who was of course, my dad's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my dad's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my dad, she was at once my stepmother. Now, since my new son is brother to my
stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is still my stepdaughter.
Remember too, that I am my wife's grandson. But you see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only my wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather."
The Psychiatrist retired from his practice the next day.
