Joke: Razorbacks

[Rolex]

As the President is getting off the helicopter in front of the White House, he has a baby pig under each arm.

The Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Texas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Vice President Cheney, and I got one for Defense Secretary Rumsfeld."

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and replies, "Nice trade, sir."

 

[FlyinRazorback]

 

[scottm]

Thats a modifed Clinton joke - It is supposed to be one for hillary and one for chelsey!

 

[Rolex]

Thats a modifed Clinton joke - It is supposed to be one for hillary and one for chelsey!

I hadn't heard that version, but I like it better. Trading pigs for pigs sounds fair.