- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,856
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
A lonely old widow of 70 put an ad in the personals saying....
"Wanted, a man of my age (70) who won't run away from me,
won't beat me, and is still good in bed. Apply in person."
When her doorbell rang, she opened the door to see a man in a
wheel chair with no arms or legs.
She said "Are you answering my ad?"
The man said yes.
She said "But you have no legs."
He said "So I can't run away from you."
She said "But you have no arms."
He said "So I won't be able to beat you."
She asked "Are you still good in bed?"
With a smirk on his face he said "How do you think I rang your bell?"
"Wanted, a man of my age (70) who won't run away from me,
won't beat me, and is still good in bed. Apply in person."
When her doorbell rang, she opened the door to see a man in a
wheel chair with no arms or legs.
She said "Are you answering my ad?"
The man said yes.
She said "But you have no legs."
He said "So I can't run away from you."
She said "But you have no arms."
He said "So I won't be able to beat you."
She asked "Are you still good in bed?"
With a smirk on his face he said "How do you think I rang your bell?"
