- Messages
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- Reaction score
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- 2,198
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- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
Two men working in a factory were talking. "I'm totally worn out. I know how we can get some time off," said one.
"How are we going to do that?" Asked the other.
"We'll hang from one of those beams up there and tell the boss we're lights. He'll think we're crazy.
Follow me," he said, and they climbed up a ladder to a ceiling beam 30 feet up.
When the foreman saw them, he asked what they doing up there, and the men replied, "We're lights, we're lights."
"I think you guys are going nuts." the foreman said. Come down from there. Stop by the office and sign up for
your disability checks, and take a couple of weeks off."
A few minutes later he notices all 350 employees have left the building and are headed for their cars.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?" the foreman shouted.
One of the workers shouted back, "We have a union contract here, we don't work on a job with no lights.
"How are we going to do that?" Asked the other.
"We'll hang from one of those beams up there and tell the boss we're lights. He'll think we're crazy.
Follow me," he said, and they climbed up a ladder to a ceiling beam 30 feet up.
When the foreman saw them, he asked what they doing up there, and the men replied, "We're lights, we're lights."
"I think you guys are going nuts." the foreman said. Come down from there. Stop by the office and sign up for
your disability checks, and take a couple of weeks off."
A few minutes later he notices all 350 employees have left the building and are headed for their cars.
"Hey! Where do you think you're going?" the foreman shouted.
One of the workers shouted back, "We have a union contract here, we don't work on a job with no lights.
