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A lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and sees
a salesman standing directly behind her.
"Good day, Madame" says the salesman. "How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "What is the price of this lovely convertable?
He answers, "Madame, before I can tell you that, I'll need you to step outside."
"Why?" She asks. "I'd like to purchase it."
The salesman replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
touching it, you are going to poop when you hear the price."
the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine
leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks
around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and sees
a salesman standing directly behind her.
"Good day, Madame" says the salesman. "How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "What is the price of this lovely convertable?
He answers, "Madame, before I can tell you that, I'll need you to step outside."
"Why?" She asks. "I'd like to purchase it."
The salesman replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just
touching it, you are going to poop when you hear the price."
