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A preacher goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner.
As he is sitting there he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her
and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one
after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is
empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten
all of your peanuts."
"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there.
Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put
'em back in the bowl."
As he is sitting there he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her
and takes one. As they talk, he can't help himself and eats one
after another. By the time they are through talking, the bowl is
empty. He says, "Ma'am, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten
all of your peanuts."
"That's okay," she says. "They would have just sat there.
Without my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put
'em back in the bowl."
