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Little Jack was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
Jack was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and makes love with him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some other work while she took little Jack aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Jack, "He works for
the Republican National Committee to re-elect George Bush, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids..."
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.
Jack was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about
his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in
front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he goes home with some guy and makes love with him
for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some other work while she took little Jack aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Jack, "He works for
the Republican National Committee to re-elect George Bush, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids..."
