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My girlfriend and I had been dating for three years when we decided to get married. She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was her sister. She was a smart, confident woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She often openly flirted with me, which made me a little uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my ear, "Soon you will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my sister, please make love to me just once." I was in total shock .... As I sat there dumbfounded she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my feelings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her walk up the stairs. Wow, what a beauty. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do, and then I went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house......
There was her father was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better, more trustworthy man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, and the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood home ............... Always, always, ALWAYS, keep your condoms in your car.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to review the wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she was alone. As we looked at the invitations, she whispered in my ear, "Soon you will be married, but you must know that I have feelings for you that I can no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to my sister, please make love to me just once." I was in total shock .... As I sat there dumbfounded she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you share my feelings, just come up and take me." Still dazed, I watched her walk up the stairs. Wow, what a beauty. I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to do, and then I went to the front door. Slowly, I opened it, and stepped out of the house......
There was her father was standing outside. With tears in his eyes, he hugged me and said, "We are so happy. You have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better, more trustworthy man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
I will never forget the day I earned the trust of my in-laws, and the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps of my wife's childhood home ............... Always, always, ALWAYS, keep your condoms in your car.
