- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,854
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my new cell phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The other two chuckled and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my new cell phone. I have a micro chip in my hand."
The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his behind.
The other two chuckled and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said... "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
