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An old lady went into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I have constant, uncontrollable flatulence", she said. "But fortunately they
make no sound and they have no odor, otherwise I would have to give up singing in the church choir. In fact, during my 45 minutes in your crowded waiting
room I probably passed gas 30 or 40 times, and I've done it several times already, here in the office. Right now, I'm flatulating as I speak. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription", said the doctor. "Take two pills three times a day for seven days and come and see me, same time next week."
The following week, she returned very upset, and marched into the doctor's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse!.
I'm farting just as much, but now they have a dreadful stench. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down Ma'am," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, I'll be sending you to a specialist for hearing aids."
make no sound and they have no odor, otherwise I would have to give up singing in the church choir. In fact, during my 45 minutes in your crowded waiting
room I probably passed gas 30 or 40 times, and I've done it several times already, here in the office. Right now, I'm flatulating as I speak. What can I do?"
"Here's a prescription", said the doctor. "Take two pills three times a day for seven days and come and see me, same time next week."
The following week, she returned very upset, and marched into the doctor's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse!.
I'm farting just as much, but now they have a dreadful stench. What do you have to say for yourself?"
"Calm down Ma'am," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, I'll be sending you to a specialist for hearing aids."
