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A man had great tickets for the SuperBowl, found his seat and sat down.
Another man came over and asked if anyone had the seat next to him.
"No," he said, "its empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world and then not use it?" he said.
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to be here
with me but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been
to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."
Another man came over and asked if anyone had the seat next to him.
"No," he said, "its empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have
a seat like this for the SuperBowl, the biggest sporting event in the
world and then not use it?" he said.
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to be here
with me but she passed away. This is the first SuperBowl we haven't been
to together since we got married."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shook his head.
"No, they're all at the funeral."