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Two women are walking home after a night out with the girls.
They are very drunk and both need to relieve themselves.
As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go behind the headstones.
Afterwards, they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
The first woman decides to use her panties, then throw them away.
The other one is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to do this, but notices a
grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers on it.
She reaches over, drags the flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon.
Their task completed, they continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no panties on last night !"
"You think you've got problems?" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire house".
They are very drunk and both need to relieve themselves.
As they are passing a church with a graveyard, they decide to go behind the headstones.
Afterwards, they both realize they have nothing to wipe themselves with.
The first woman decides to use her panties, then throw them away.
The other one is wearing expensive underwear and doesn't want to do this, but notices a
grave behind her that is very recent and still has flowers on it.
She reaches over, drags the flowers towards her, and uses the ribbon.
Their task completed, they continue staggering home.
Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. "We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no panties on last night !"
"You think you've got problems?" exclaims the second husband. "My wife came home with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We'll never forget you - from all the guys at the fire house".
