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A rather confident Marine walks into a local club bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. Thewoman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies. "I was just issued this state-of-the-art watch, and I was testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now," she inquires.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The Marine starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn, the thing must be an hour fast."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically," he explains.
"Oh really? What's it telling you now," she inquires.
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"
The Marine starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn, the thing must be an hour fast."
and happy new year to you my friend
