Joke: Circumcision

[Rolex]

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each
other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks,"What are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a
little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!"
The second kid then asks, "What are you in for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."
The second kid says, "Whoa! They did that to me the day I was born and I Couldn't walk for a year and a half."

 

[El Pirata]

Boooooo.....

 

[AC48]

I won't boo you because you've had a lot of good ones in the past...

 

[StrechM]

It made me smile.

 

[Rolex]

You guys are getting harder to please. I LOVED this on. I just might have to cut back, since you are all getting really picky now. The more you get, the harder is is to get a chuckle.
Should I cut back from 2 or 3 a day to 2 a week? By then you'll be starved for a laugh.

At least Mr. S enjoyed it.

 

[FastEddy]

I heard its getting more expensive now.
My parents only had to pay $12.00 plus a tip.

 

[Rolex]

I once had a part time job doing circumcisions.
I was getting about 300 skins a week, lots of tips, and a good chance to get a head.

 

[mr_bob]

well the joke made me laugh and its very hard to make me laugh so yeah it was a good one

 

[StrechM]

No don't ween us off of the jokes, the withdrawl could be hell.