- Messages
- 35,104
- Reaction score
- 1,854
- Points
- 2,198
- Location
- In my recliner
- RC Driving Style
- Bashing
- Flying
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go and have sex with my wife, then soak in a hot bath for an hour. That makes everything better and I go back to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house, and this bathtub beautiful.
I be at work in one more hour."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go and have sex with my wife, then soak in a hot bath for an hour. That makes everything better and I go back to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house, and this bathtub beautiful.
I be at work in one more hour."
