Joke: Banana Split

[Rolex]

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly and painfully onto a stool. After a few moans and groans he ordered a banana split with all the extras. The waitress asked, "Crushed nuts?"
No," he replied, "arthritis."

 

[El Pirata]

Not that funny but based on your previous contributions you can afford a lemon or two.

 

[Rolex]

Thanks, EP, I appreciate you cutting me some slack on this one. It's an oldie.

 

[StrechM]

That's friggin funny Mr R.