Intelligent Marine!

[RevoME]

Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton, and one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi ."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."

 

[Monkey Wrench]

I think the real joke is that Bush knew the difference between a piglet and an Arkansas Razorback Hog to begin with! The joke would've been even funnier had he fell getting off the chopper and one of the hogs poop on his head!

 

[hb1111]

that funny!!!

 

[rocknbil]

An old man hobbles up to the White House gates and tells the soldier posted there, "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

Thinking he must be senile, the soldier says, "Sir, Hillary Clinton does not live here. She is not the president of the United States."

The old guy grins, and walks away.

Nest day, same deal. Here comes the old guy: "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

"Sir, I told you yesterday, Hillary Clinton does not live at the White House. She is not the president of the United States."

Third day, here he comes again. "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

"Sir, for the last two days I've told you the same thing, Hillary Clinton does NOT live here, and is NOT the president of the United States. Why do you keep asking?"

"I just like hearing your answer."

 

[Plaidfish]

LMFAO.....Yeah I'd Feel like putting a bullet in my head if she makes it......

 

[TalonOne]

The election season is going to be very interesting this go around....Our choices are very slim to none.....but Hillary would be another huge disaster.

 

[RevoME]

The election season is going to be very interesting this go around....Our choices are very slim to none.....but Hillary would be another huge disaster.

Could someone construct the thought, that, no matter what bucket of poop we will choose... we will have dirty hands later?

 

[Karl M]

An old man hobbles up to the White House gates and tells the soldier posted there, "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

Thinking he must be senile, the soldier says, "Sir, Hillary Clinton does not live here. She is not the president of the United States."

The old guy grins, and walks away.

Nest day, same deal. Here comes the old guy: "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

"Sir, I told you yesterday, Hillary Clinton does not live at the White House. She is not the president of the United States."

Third day, here he comes again. "I want to speak to the president, Hillary Clinton."

"Sir, for the last two days I've told you the same thing, Hillary Clinton does NOT live here, and is NOT the president of the United States. Why do you keep asking?"

"I just like hearing your answer."

The punch line I heard for that is, the marine comes to attention, snaps the old man a salute and says, "See you tommorrow sir."