Important...Recent Survey

[Rolex]

A recent survey was conducted to find why men get out of bed in the middle of the night.

5% said it was to get a glass of water.
12% said it was to go to the bathroom.
83% said it was to go home.

 

[SMaxxin]

Unfortunately I fall into the 5 and 12% range

 

[Rolex]

I'm so sorry....:\ :

 

[hamz9561]

Another 12 percenter here...

 

[HPI-Killer]

12% here but never make it lol jk

 

[SteelCityNitro]

Why am I always slumped in with the vast majority?

 

[hamz9561]

Well, I don't always get up to go to the bathroom. Sometimes I get up to throw a bimbo out the front door.

 

[Rolex]

Congrats. That will put you in the 83% group.

 

[HPIguy]

Well, I don't always get up to go to the bathroom. Sometimes I get up to throw a bimbo out the front door.

So, sometimes you pee in the bed then?

 

[hamz9561]

So, sometimes you pee in the bed then?

Only in yours....

 

[Rewired]

Unfortunatly the survey doesn't tell us how to get out of bed and go home without waking her up

 

[jcjhl69]

Simple you chew your arm off.

 

[HPIguy]

Only in yours....

LOLz