I Have a Bone to Pick

[griemar]

What you need is a raisin -- a raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.




-Michael

I can't drink champagne, the bubbles tickle my nose.

 

[WoodiE]

I can't drink champagne, the bubbles tickle my nose.

What I would recommend to you then, is to purchase a nice Norelco nose trimmer. Then again you really shouldn't be drinking through your nose.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

If you were walking across a football field and had a flat tire, how many people would it take to fix it?














Answer: None, because ice cream doesn't have any bones!

 

[abadk9420]

What you need is a raisin -- a raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.




-Michael

Who figures stuff like this out? now I will have to go around work today and tell everone,LOL!!!!

If you were walking across a football field and had a flat tire, how many people would it take to fix it?





























Answer: None, because ice cream doesn't have any bones!

I'm confused!!!! but that's not always hard to do, LOL!!!

 

[MrClean]

What I would recommend to you then, is to purchase a nice Norelco nose trimmer. Then again you really shouldn't be drinking through your nose.

Or perhaps checking out the Panasonic website for the 'hairy man'.
http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/
The videos on this site are funny as hell, especially if you can find the one about their Body Groomer Shaver.

Wait a second, I just realized that Woodies picture is the Panasonic Ear & Nose trimmer.

 

[robmob]

I see dead people.

 

[Nitro RC Basher]

How may people are dead in the graveyard?

 

[MrClean]

How may people are dead in the graveyard?

I believe that qualifies as an ass-load of dead people.

 

[Nitro RC Basher]

I believe that qualifies as an ass-load of dead people.

thats true, but not the answer i was looking for. to the death pit with you.

 

[robmob]

How may people are dead in the graveyard?

All of them.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

 

[Nitro RC Basher]

Um to keep the bodies.

 

[beason]

cause people are dieing to get in!

 

[MrClean]

Everyone in a graveyard is dead.......... well, except the visitors but they don't count.

ACK, I didn't see rob's answer until after mine.

 

[rckid91]

well statistically i would estimate theres a poop load of dead ppl

 

[Cupooterluvr]

 

[Rolex]

Tomorrow is the day that gets kids all excited, all over the country.
It's National "Take Your Kid to Work Day".

 

[MrClean]

well statistically i would estimate theres a poop load of dead ppl

But aren't a poop load and ass load somehow tied together? I think so.... statistically speaking.

 

[Rolex]

79.846%, to be precise, but that's quite a buttload to estimate.

 

[rckid91]

omfg!!! lol rofl! that freaking hilarious.and yeah an ass load and a poop load may have some relevance to each other

how about a poop load of beer?

 

[Rolex]

What Ass Clown derailed this thread?