I found a "Victorian Baby Yeet Machine" on Facebook Marketplace

[ferrebee88]

I guess it keeps your baby upright to help with reflux but can also launch them 35 feet if you so choose...

 

[332_RC]

My god.....

 

[Serea71]

 

[CertifiedMike]

 

[WickedFog]

Is Yeet the sound the baby makes when it lands 200 yards away?

 

[CertifiedMike]

You might be on to something here!

 

[Chubaka]

This is what usps should be using.

 

[WickedFog]

This is what usps should be using.

Or one of these.

 

[Serea71]

i don’t know why but a flinging baby machine reminded me of this:

 

[Doom!]

I Just think of it like swimming lessons for babies, only in the air.