Humor: Your State Motto

[Rolex]

Alabama: Heck Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Some Tax Brackets)
Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 100 quintillion Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, Extreme Left wingers And Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey: You Want A Frikkin' Motto? I Got Yer Frikkin' Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney ...
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Ejucashin State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Literally!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are really nervous.

 

[shadey26 ntc3]

Hey you forgot chi-chi bags too lol.

 

[Diver6127]

Don't forget D.C. and the US Virgin Islands. Hey does Puerto Rico count too? Just asking since all three of these places show up in the Miss America pagent.

 

[StrechM]

Another one to pass along.

 

[Rolex]

Don't forget D.C. and the US Virgin Islands. Hey does Puerto Rico count too? Just asking since all three of these places show up in the Miss America pagent.

D.C. is already there, Diver. Puerto Rico is not a state...yet.
I went to the Virgin Islands a few years age. Now it's just called the Islands.

 

[Diver6127]

oops, just noticed the DC at the end.

 

[robriguez]

I dont get the Vermont one??

New Jersey: You Want A Frikkin' Motto? I Got Yer Frikkin' Motto Right Here!
(Too True... you gotta 'ave a 'tude ta liv in Joisey yo!!!)

 

[El Pirata]

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Close but it should read: "Help! We're Overrun By Nerds, Slackers And Californians!"